Id be happy to kick them to the curb, but need an alternative. I see a LOT of complaints about Coinbase but very few alternatives for US customers.
Learn to
WoT. There's never an acceptable justification for giving money to
known scam artists.
And that's the lesson, folks. It's not about cheering on crap that clearly has no business handling your money, and relying on Nanny Gov to help you out when shit inevitably hits the fan.
It's about taking responsibility for yourself and not using services like these. The warnings have been ample.