problem solved, and it only took littering your town with 15 wasted, empty highways to get there. That's the efficiency of the free market!
Seriously... You should write a book. You can spin a yarn like nobody's business.
Well, I have such great source material - the treatment of American workers at the turn of the 20th century in a largely unregulated corporate free-for-all was a terrific inspiration. Say, I'll trade you three dollars in company scrip (only redeemable at my company's store where bread costs $12) for that swell Ayn Rand book you got there.