You made the decision to fixate on the earliest possible ship date.
That's a nice term you made up, but that was never HashFast's claim.
Allow me to introduce you to the concept of PARAPHRASING:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ParaphraseA paraphrase /ˈpærəfreɪz/ is a restatement of the meaning of a text or passage using other words. The term itself is derived via Latin paraphrasis from Greek παράφρασις, meaning "additional manner of expression". The act of paraphrasing is also called "paraphrasis".