Pool owner, I have literally had both an embolism and aneurysm over the past couple of hours due to the auto-payout function being disabled. I write this from my hospital bed: half comatose, awaiting surgery. I have exhausted my room's supply of brown paper bags in which to hyperventilate and I am considering taking out some sort of life insurance policy, lest I fall afoul of the crushing anxiety that has beset me due to my stuck Dogecoin. I may even go so far as to call up the global timezone committee and lobby to abolish all different timezones so that we aren't in a situation where you are most likely asleep and not at the beck and call of hundreds of doge fans who struggle to fashion a sentence together.

In all seriousness, I was awake at 4am this morning and watched the pool header change before my eyes with your updates - you're obviously a dedicated pool owner working hard on the maintenance and we thank you muchly for your efforts. I will push my pool donation to 1% in your honour; keep at it.