THIS ALL SEEMS FISHY
So wash between your legs better next time you shower... you don't see me crying waa please fund me waa do you ?
If me showing self restraint and not caring one way or the other if I get the loan (even though yes, I'd like it) yells fishy to you then you my friend, have a good batch of weed I'd like to invest in !
No need for insults, asshole.
Get a life and figure out a better way to scam people.