Investing in Bitcoin is stupid.

No, this isn’t something where I tell you to do your own research, or only invest the amount of money that you can use. I’m not going to say that you’ll probably lose money on Bitcoin but there’s a chance your investment will turn into a lottery ticket. None of those things are true.
As such, I believe I’m in a unique position to be able to analyze Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies as investments. I understand the technology and I understand the finance.