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These boards are great. Bitcoin attracts a fun cross section of people, from hardware geeks & coders to Silk Road dealers to day traders to guys with more money than you can shake a stick at. From all around the world. Pretty much anything Bitcoin-related can be had here. But it's also a place where money changes hands, so there are rules. If you're new here, which is a pretty safe bet since this is the noob jail, you might find some of these rules ... unusual

I've already wasted a bunch of your time, so i won't try for a graceful segway, and just rattle them off. Here we go:
- Sockpuppetry -- a single person with multiple accounts -- is not only common, but endorsed here.
On other boards, socks are at best annoying -- lonely basement dwellers choreographing conversations with their alts for friends, that sort of thing. Once money is involved, it's worthwhile to remember the 5 guys trading & vouching for each other are... Well, you know.
And I'll leave the rest to the reader.