Update: I'm okay! It was just a weird extremely painful lump inside my throat. That was 2013, it's 2020 now!

I may have cancer, I will know in a little less than 2 weeks. This is not the way I want to die, balled up in a hospital. I don't really want to talk to my friends and family about it until this proves to be cancer.

I'll know for sure this December 26.

And the countdown begins.