Says the man with a warning in his avatar. Is your advice to be taken with extreme caution as well? 
After you've been around the community more than 2 weeks you'll find it's easily to ruffle some feathers (or hoofs).
You should really try typing in a funny accent with some of your shills; ie maybe a broken-English German guy and a mexican guy who mixes in some random Spanish words every now and again? That would add some extra cred.