If I showed up on this chart, I'd be top center. (I'm actually off the chart, but straight up from top-center)
Incorrect. You've never lived in your system, nor do you have a working example of it in the world, so you cannot say if you'd really be there. Your belief in the system, your system, and your belief that you believe in your system is all fiction.
Point of this is, It's not a simple left-right, and I've had Right-wingers call me leftist, too.
Old news.