how many monero do you have to own to be considered a whale or a shark etc?

At least 1 XMR + you need to have a castle and a boat to be considered a monero whale.
Also if you've a mass in the five or six digit range, or even report your mass in tonnage at all, often find yourself echolocating from location to location, and can hold your breath in ranges upwards of 80 minutes while under water, and might possibly have swallowed my USB drive or stamped metal plates approximately two years ago in the vicinity of block island you just might be a monero whale