My frog legs and eyes of newt are clearly showing upward price movement over the next month. The dark ravens on the fence post this morning may be a counter-indicator, but I think it's safe to say the three-cloud-pattern which obscured the moon six nights ago protects against this type of reversal.
Time to go to the basement and consult with my monkey and his ouija board. 
Why is it I feel like this is exactly what I do every time I buy or sell?