Don't worry, Chris. If you address these issues, you'll likely find that Ergo will change the name of this thread. He's a completely different kind of person to the ones that attacked you in other threads.
She. At least, last I checked. (My poor husband would be quite shocked if it turned out otherwise.)
A thousand apologies... I shouldn't have assumed. In my defence, women seem to be scarce in these forums, enough that there's a whole thread about it, and another thread devoted to a single tattoo... sheesh!
You poor husband is a lucky man.