BTW, here's a curious page where Ken advertises his mad coding skillz:  http://www.freelancer.co.uk/u/kslaughter.html

Hint:  Click "read more" to see Ken's old-timer approach to SEO - spamming pages and pages of keywords.  Sadly, this was already a fail when Ken began pimping himself so... No takers.  He later discovered richer pastures, full of sheep tripping over each other to get to his Slaughterhouse.
...and then, it was pure win.