You have convinced me. I need to run the version from November 2010 when Satoshi was still involved. What version was that? Because thats obviously the one true Bitcoin.
Sorry guys any transactions after 2010 are invalid. Anyone that says otherwise is just a Core shill.
No, you don't really need to do that.
What you need to do is:
Step 1. Take all your "pure" Bitcoin in legacy addresses and move them to an exchange (make sure to use a Segwit deposit address, this is important)
Step 2. Sell them all (yeah)
Step 3. Save the private key/s of the originating legacy addresses.
Step 4. Try to convince everyone of a future fork in which Segwit will be basically wiped out of existence and only the "TRUE satoshi" practitioners will reign.
Step 5. When the fork happens use your old private keys for instant profit.
Sounds like a plan, uh?
What could go wrong?
P.S.: People shilling (see step 4) for this scenario in which Segwit gets wiped out of existence either are already nocoiners... or don't fully believe in their own words.