My coins all got placed in segwit addresses when I moved them to a new Trezor.
Obviously you've made a very costly blunder that will haunt you. How can you possibly continue to hodl with the spectre of such great loss dangling overhead?!
Yes, while I'm a totally different person than you are, I agree. The risk is too great. It's all becoming so clear to me now also.
Welp, looks like maybe we all ought to rethink this. Yet again. And maybe consider the dire consequences. Again.