No, I'm pretty sure it seems ridiculous because it is ridiculous, just like your post.
Grow the fuck up.. I bet you're a self-loathing 400 pound giant baby virgin with neck beard, living in your mom's basement, slurping 2 gallons of coca-cola, along with your 20+ cheeseburgers every day. Cause only people like that would write such a post like the one you just did, haha.
It's sad. I pity you.. Wait.. No I don't. But it's still sad. What has the world come to.
The world has come to be willingly blind deaf and numb to the Truth.
But here comes reality - there goes gravity, rabbit. 🐇
Load your bags cause this record is played out and youre all out of time.