Yes, clearly Ive been planning this for 5+ years, Keyser Söze style.

You don't need to have planned this for 5+ years. You could have tried half-heartedly 5 years ago with your photoshopping, and then the idea could have popped up in your head a month or two ago again, and then you decided to try again, but this time with a bit more energy and passion, if you will.. At least on behalf of your Medium/Daniel Treccio profile.
But if you're so eager for the world to find the truth, then why won't you even address my points from earlier? - Don't you see how little sense this makes. It's like if I made a thousand flyers about something going on and then handed them to people on the street, and then when people asked questions about it, I'd run with my tail behind my legs, or simply start joking with them, avoiding their questions/concerns completely.. Wouldn't that be one huge waste of time? - That's pretty much what you're doing.