Post an account with the highest activity and zero merit you can find. Let's try to find the account with the most activity that has zero merit.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1554658
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1554658
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2028448
Posted from the future.
Archive.is for reference
Unfortunately for you, (soon to be) banned/nuked accounts can't gain activity.