🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊
The forum's only (and therefore highest) award for merit!
🦊 What is it?The
Vulpine Order of Merit recognises the outstanding achievement of those rare users whose meritorious posting exceeds my ability to legitimately award merits (50 per month per user).
🦊 How do I apply?You can't. The
Vulpine Order of Merit is not open to request. I am constantly looking for good posts and will award merits and the
Vulpine Order of Merit accordingly. Those who are on my admittedly large ignore list will have extreme difficulty in this regard.
🦊 What do I win?New members of the
Vulpine Order of Merit will receive their choice of a
chocolate bitcoin wrapped in gold foil, a
game rabbit burrito served with habanero sauce, a slice of
Black Forest gâteau made with genuine Black Forest kirsch, a
55-gallon drum of WD-40, a
pine cone in a bottle, or
THE MYSTERY BOX which may contain any of the other prizes, all of them, nothing at all, or something else entirely (and the box itself is worth something too).*
There will also be an elaborate ceremony taking the form of a dance contest. Participation is mandatory.
*Prizes may or may not actually exist.
🦊 What other benefits are there?Members of the
Vulpine Order of Merit are permitted to use their illustrious title on their signature, profile, personal website, and anywhere else meaningless text is placed and pretended to be read. They are also entitled to an inflated sense of superiority to common shitposters, who are sure to accuse me of favouritism in awarding this title to those who actually deserve it.
🦊 Current members: (will be updated)
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