It's only been a few hours. It may take days or even weeks for someone to become eligible. This is a highly exclusive award, and I don't expect to award it more than once every few months, if ever. I'm announcing the eligibility criteria now so that everyone can prepare for the historic moment when an exceptionally outstanding user rises to the occasion.

Simply make so many meritorious posts (in areas where I will notice them) that I attempt to give you more than 50 merits in a 30-day period, which is the maximum that the forum will allow for any one user. When I am thus unable to award additional merits, I will instead award membership in this elite and illustrious order, and the spicy bunny burrito could be yours!