Wow. I have never been drunk and I can't even begin to do the math that some of you can do in a slightly drunken state. Impressive

Never? Wow ..
BitChicksHusband, get on that!
The math or the drinking? He is great at math! But he is not a drinker either.

Everyone should have been drunk at least once in their life.
I'm not drunk often btw (last time was a year ago) but I do like a drink now and then.
My drinking pals call me the absinthe fish.