I understand that Bitcointalk is a free service, and that I'm not entitled to any type of claim, but please god I'd really appreciate some kind of guidance here.
Thanks.
What exactly seems to be the problem? Hilarious up thread says the account is not locked, are you saying you don't have access to the account anymore?
If you need to recover the account the link was left for you already on how to do this. Unfortunately recovering accounts even with signed staked messages seems to take a long time or never happen. Recovery without a signed staked address I have not seen, although I guess technically possible.