I wish to fuck FP would stay off Twitter sometimes. He's never as funny as he thinks he is.
mere semblance of criticism of FP
Do you even know what the word "semblance" means?

Fluffy's main job as CEO is to make sure whiny snowflakes like you are melted down into puddles of salt water.
But you already knew that...
FP's troll spurred me like few other things have done.

I think what upset me the most is that I feel that trolling is a form of bullying

Notwithstanding the possibility that I might be overlooking the 'obvious self-parody' of your response, I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that, to my offer of a hand shake, your response is a 'no'.
You're breaking my goddam heart, you know that?