Hahaha this did tickle me 
My advice would be avoid the OP like the plague. It did make me wonder what the motivation for this post was ? Then it hit me !! Sticky substances in your cards ? smoking and fridges !! Sounds more like what I do after a bit of sex. Do my buisness, light a fag and grab a beer. That poor mining machine !! So I'm starting a small charity for the Protection of Rigs against Insane Careless Kids or as I like to call it PRICK.
There are hundreds of poor mining rigs out there that are abused every day by kids all over the world !!
Mining rigs forced to work, exhausted by their cruel owner
Look how sad they are !!
If you could spare a coin to the PRICK fund we as a collective can stand up and say no more and give these guys a happy life !!
My advice would be avoid the OP like the plague. It did make me wonder what the motivation for this post was ? Then it hit me !! Sticky substances in your cards ? smoking and fridges !! Sounds more like what I do after a bit of sex. Do my buisness, light a fag and grab a beer. That poor mining machine !! So I'm starting a small charity for the Protection of Rigs against Insane Careless Kids or as I like to call it PRICK.There are hundreds of poor mining rigs out there that are abused every day by kids all over the world !!
Mining rigs forced to work, exhausted by their cruel owner
Look how sad they are !!
If you could spare a coin to the PRICK fund we as a collective can stand up and say no more and give these guys a happy life !!