If bitcoin needs to stoop to bribery to become mainstream instead of doing so on its own merits then it won't last and I want no part of it. No matter the form of money, once socialism sets in we will be right back where we were. Only without the ability to print money, which will make the system collapse that much faster. There can not be winners without losers, and everyone being equal means nobody is doing that great. Set up your own private soup kitchen if you want but don't try to drag the world along with it.
When ushering in a new system it makes sense to get everyone started with some satoshis to even the playing field a little.
This isn't something so innocent and harmless as facebook or twitter. It's a global economic system that has the potential to revolutionize the world economy. If it can't find solid footing without bribery, which your proposal essentially is, then it is unsound. We don't need it for adoption, or if we do then it's time to pull out.