I'd like to point out a few things, and this also goes for anyone else submitting an application:

1. "[FULL]"
2. "Merit: 500" (default distribution amount since Merit was introduced)
3. "BTC Address (must be SegWit): 1Bynu..." (what part of "must" do you not understand?)
4. Your post history. It's absolute crap.
5. "Note: If the campaign is full, but you are a very trusted member of the community, feel free to apply." / "Trust:   0: -0 / +0"

I'm going to save @DarkStar_ the breath of having to reply...

Declined.