Guys, as much as hiring a hitman would be badass, we can't go around killing off people, even for thefts

. The bad publicity could harm NXT way more than you guys lost.
I believe EpicThomas is in Orlando. I've either got the right guy or somebody that is at the 95% probability level with multiple amazing coincidences. This is what he posted a few days ago for New Year's:

Get the irony? (And no, EpicThomas is not Joey Devilla).