Alright, I've had enough of al this nerd bullshit. Let's just go and find this guy and lynch him up by the balls. 
Anyone up for a nice week-long vacation in the tropical island of Nevis?
Umm... You know the shell company is in Nevis, and not the actual perpetrator, don't you?
So... no lounging/tanning by the P.O. box then?
We would just set up lawn chairs by the P.O box and wait.