Alright, I've had enough of al this nerd bullshit. Let's just go and find this guy and lynch him up by the balls. 
If it helps find him, here is one of my mybitcoin recieving addresses that I did a fair number of transactions on:
http://blockexplorer.com/address/15qEeifQfkkgThE81PzaZsEkA79dvaMMXE
I traced the last coins sent by hand through a few seemingly automated transfers, and the coins are now sitting here:
1CCYXczyjvPfRxcppV3Pzg8ppyYxQi49Lw
http://blockexplorer.com/address/1CCYXczyjvPfRxcppV3Pzg8ppyYxQi49Lw
mixed in with some other coins