you are changing the exact protocols which made people invest in the coin in the first place.  the numbers show that we need time to catch up with the current difficulty retarget.  
do you think people honestly buy this coin becuase of the fucking cartoon cat?
we just saw a huge rise in price that was not justified by any value or usefuleness of the coin.  nobody uses the coin for anything other than speculation.
now, we just need to wait for everything to catch up.  guess what?  you bought into your own hype, and guess what?  things of no value shouldn't shoot up in value that quickly.  that's the market making up for catcoin's noob mistake.  
Do you normally change the rules of the game after the game has started, if you realize your team is losing?