What is the exact reason that we can't just get an automatically generated password to regain control of an account in which we lost our password for whatever reason, instead of just having to lock it pretty much forever (since it seems it's next to impossible to recover them, even after presenting sufficient cryptographic evidence through several signed bitcoin addresses)

Just let us request a new automatically generated password which is sent to our email used in here, then we can be back in minutes, instead of wasting everyone's time with endless queues (the meta section is now just a big queue of people wanting to recover their accounts).

If someone maliciously gets access to an account via the automated generated password, the real owner can just come here and sign an address, then in this case it would make sense to look at it individually.