My name is Matthew "Dylan" Foster, a.k.a. Kryptotronic, and damnit I am tired of standing on the sidelines of the community and worried about some troll shit posting all over a topic or reply intended to help another or out of sincerity - and I aim to do something about it...

What? Not yet sure...  But I am going to.  For sure.  So I stand here under the guiding light of this McDonald's lamp post and say to all those with massive amounts of Merit stored and all the honor it must bring - dispense of it freely and make the Jr. Membership of those who would eagerly seek the induction into the (Not So Senior, but Senior-ish) Full Member Club, Full Member Rank and File forevermore!  (Crowds Cheer, ladies weep, fat guy passes out)

Did that make complete sense?  Its isn't whether or not it made sense in the larger context of meaning, but whether meaning made love with purpose and birthed a defining moment for one of your fellow and all too Jr. Members.  For where there bear Jr. Members, we dare to Care Bear Stare in the face of shit posts' and cry out with a unified voice - "Care Bears, Stare!" And we do!  Right into the heart of a decentralized beauracracy-less community of mostly like minded individuals who champion freedom from ....  Wait a sec....  

No...  Yeah.  No this doesnt make sense.  I feel I am reaching and so....  Umm...  I am gonna get back to the drawing board and try to come up with a better idea.

Rallying the masses to get behind a token based entirely on selling or promoting yourself and help bring positive change and the charisma and influence you wield doing so - we know what kinds of horrors come of that.  So no....  No....  Merit coin is not a good idea.  If it is, I'd like to formally apply as an employee and beneficiary in the executive level cabinet, benefits included....

I'm probably walking a thin line here, and as much as Id love to satire the fuck out of this another hour or two - I wave the white flag before any real bombs go off.

No matter your cryptonicity, I Love You.