A long time ago, in a galaxy billions of lightyears away, on a planet, around an obscure star...

Evolution there was much faster than it is here. It followed a totally different course than did ours. Those beings evolved much faster. Finally, one of the most highly developed creatures on that planet evolved all the way.

What is all-the-way? It evolved to a point that it could completely control the space/time continuum with its mind. Once it evolved to this stage, it realized that evolution was a problemsome occurrence that did no justice to species that were evolving. So, using its fully evolved mind, it set about to do something about this deplorable "state" of evolution events.

The first thing it did was to get rid of the great lengths of time.
Then it got rid of evolution altogether (although some of the dregs of the appearance of evolution still remain).
It even got rid of the big bang.
Then it created all life in place without evolution, and made the start to be 6,000 years ago.
The Bible shows the story of this happening.

Some people who know about all this, say. "But it all started with evolution." But they forget the part about evolution being gone altogether. No evolution.

Evolution is a hoax.

I mean, this story is at least as credible as the story of evolution... evolution, which we can find no scientifically provable facts of.