I'm having a coffee with Jet Cash, and we are discussing the recent fake news about Starbucks. He doesn't see how any cafe could accept Bitcoin in payment for a coffee.

I like that one haha.
I see so many people wetting their pants because some fast food chain is rumoured to be accepting Bitcoin, but I can't see it ever happening. Can you see a way for the cafe to start accepting Bitcoin?
If I pay by chip and pin it takes 3 days minimum to go through, I don't camp in McDonald's every time I get a drink there...
Restaurants also give you a plate with a reciept/invoice and you generally put your money+tip underneath that reciept and leave (at least that's the general practice I know).