I was wondering if everyone else read it the same way that I did. You offered to buy shoes for orphans, if I found a shelter and made a list of their needs, then when I asked a clarifying question you tell me that you don't report to me and threaten to poison orphans. I wasn't asking for control, but I was trying to help you organize where and what kind of shoes to send to orphans; while simply trying to verify that you are holding to your word.

Like Ticked said though, good bye interest, even if anybody was willing to play your Zappos game.