Sorry I must have missed that time in history when all of Americas wealth was distributed amongst a handful of lucky donors and the rest of America had to buy their way in for a 10000% premium. Usually people work for money being USD (jobs, inheretence etc), BTC (mining), etc.
Idiot.
So I can conclude that u also have a problem with people buying into Bitcoins potential wealth at an insane premium.
Maybe I should ask some early BTC adopters to release their reserves at a reasonable price, say $1 per BTC, so the rest of us can catch up. Sounds fair to me......
Don't worry, your noob account forgives you as you obviously know shit about what we are talking about. Maybe spend some time watching 'what is Bitcoin' videos, read this thread over and then come back.
Good attempt though

I wish I could keep playing your game and pretend Satoshi handed out 21 million BTC to some lucky donors which was prematurely ended because it wouldn't give him enough BTC. But we won't as I don't even think you know what mining is. How sad.