Wild turkeys roam the streets in gangs of 15-20?
You must not have people who know the art of smoking and barbecuing turkeys.
Because guys that do don't take shit from turkeys.
I hear what you're saying and I'm salivating every time I see them but hunting is prohibited within town limits... so unless one completely accidentally falls into a trap of some sort I guess we'll never know how they taste.
If enough of them "accidentally fell into a trap" there'd certainly be one or two to give to the authorities.
I can see a big net flat on the ground and when they are all on top eating the seed, pull the lever and up it goes!