I only read half of your post, but:

Mining with a CPU is not worth it. Mining with a Compaq Presario V2000 is almost impossible.

Your laptop CPU is too slow and you will probably never earn anything (not even bitcents). It will take you forever just to submit one share. Use a good GPU and you will earn something. See this post for more details: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=35906.msg442673#msg442673

If you don't have better hardware and you want bitcoins, just buy them at one of the markets.

Also, next time you can just ask. Looks like you spent a lot of time before coming here.