I'm not sure if you are being remotely serious, but this "idea" is so void from logic and sanity I don't even know what to make of it. I will reserve making personal judgements because it's the wrong thing to do, but this is just ridiculous, I can't even take it seriously as a joke.

I genuinely hope you would never consider such a thing, even in jest. I don't care how obsessed you are over the bitcoin phenomenon or how clever you may think it is.