UPDATE APRIL 6, 2019:
I was able to reclaim my account successfully today! Thank you!



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I've messaged Cyrus and hilariousandco privately. For the public record I will post here as well:

Here is the link to my stolen account:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=80785

I look forward to seeing action towards this in a reasonable amount of time. I will also message Theymos in 2 weeks if I don't hear from Cyrus. I understand everyone is busy, and it's a horrible waste of time to deal with account requests, but I don't know what else to do at this point.