Whilst I appreciate the effort, it is quite concerning that you are so fixated with me. There are a few errors though, I don't live in the UK - I don't believe in god, I don't have a dog and you are the only one who has been schooled.
2/10 overall though
well done princess
Fixated on you? Bitch, Go back to sleep.
if you are not fixated, then why the constent comments about my penis? why the worrying about my sex life? why on earth would you pen such a poor rhyme about me?
do you not see how this is coming across as if you want me to be your daddy?