Just read all four pages of this. There is a simple solution, as @OgNasty stated. Sign a message from the account that controls the escrowed bitcoin.
Why subject yourself to all of this unnecessary "trolling" if you can simply prove that the funds are still there and in control of all or any of the aforementioned escrows?
Seems real simple to me.
Isn't it clear why?
Either there is some issue or the self-pompous-entitled bastard pussy is too arrogant and busy to respond.
P.S.: On second thoughts definitely not busy if the individual can come here to mock others.