Today is my birthday and i'm all alone.
I turned 30 today and i have no friends to party with. I don't have any friends at all. I never had a girlfriend. I never had sex. I'm failing at university and will be kicked out next semester. I recently got beaten up by some strangers and don't have a job in sight. I can't even afford the rent for this room for the next month. My life sucks. I'm going to end it. Please cheer me up.

My bitcoin address is 1Bes4JyGVfWgrpkrKbb93yh7TKGEGLrLe3