WTF, you said you are a virgin and that you only masturbate, so... what da fuck do you need viagra for??

EDIT: Maybe he is this italian dude here:
http://myworld.ebay.com/pubert81/
Too much of a coincidence that the exact match search on google would only find his nickname on these forums and on ebay

Now we need an admin/moderator to check if his IP is from Italy, and if so, warn the carabinieri