If Bitcoin's the man of the cryptoworld then all other currencies are his bitches. So why don't we call them bitchcoins instead of alt coins

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Not all of the alternative crypto coins are bad, some of them are good but the problem is that there are a lot of shit coins more than the good ones, but the shit coins are very much easy to detect so thats not a problem. So saying that the altcoins is boring makes no sense to me, cause I dont see anything boring with that name.
Bitchcoinslike you said is even the worst name, how can you be using such a name as that? In some places online such a name would be censored completely, cause its very bad and doesnt look professional in any way.