Besides - the big news in France today will be which of the president's mistresses is actually the First Lady of France.
Why, the hot young blonde one of course.
Ooh la la

(seriously though, I feel kind of bad for his long term girlfriend)
(ha! take that Americans! Our leaders aren't married, they have *girlfriends* and *mistresses*, and we still elect them!)
(it also helps that they aren't climate science deniers

)
A man cheats on his wife, he'll cheat on anyone.
Funny you think France is in a better position than America when we're BOTH being lowered into the vat of boiling oil. You via the Euro, us via the Federal Reserve.