Either this forum is full of trolls and incredibly gullible marks, or this forum is full of total morons.  I hope it's the former.

Drop out of college with your 0.5 bitcoins so you can watch your "investment" grow, then go knock your cousin up and name the incestual lovechild dogecoin!  Good idea.

By this time next week, you'll be able to live happily ever after on your yacht with your sisterniece colgate and daughterwife dogecoin after your 0.5BTC becomes worth infinity dollars.

"My daddy sold my name to the internet for advertising"