Wake up! Come to reality. This is 2018, yet you still wish you bought Bitcoin below $0.01 in 2009. The truth is that you will never be in the year 2009 again till you die, and Bitcoin will never be below $0.01 again. You just have to focus on today and the future. I am also sure even in future when Bitcoin would have reached a far more higher price hopefully, People will still wish they bought at least in 2018. So therefore, be grateful to whoever introduced you to Bitcoin today, and also accept that you joined cryptocurrency or Bitcoin at a time your creator wanted you to. Make the most of it now.
Wishing things like this is a pretty naive outlook. If you had any wishes why would it be to go back and merely just buy bitcoin. Why not go back and invent bitcoin, or Microsoft or Facebook etc or buy every winning lottery ticket you could. I get why people regret these things as they feel like they've missed out on an easy and reachable way they could have got insanely rich very quick, but instead of dwelling on the past just look to the future and try spot the next new big thing. That is obviously never as easy as it sounds but it wasn't for those who choose to get involved with bitcoin back when they did and hindsight is always 20-20.