There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
He crossed a crooked bridge
And he stepped a crooked style
He bought a crooked cat
To catch a crooked mouse
Now they all live together
In a little crooked house
There was a Flat-earth man
That walked a Flat-earth mile
He crossed a Flat-earth bridge
Donning a Flat-earth smile
He joined a Flat-earth forum
To espouse his Flat-earth stance
Where those negated his Flat-earth theories
And dissed his Flat-earth pants